- Definitely not during rush hour (mornings and late afternoons). The best bet is in the middle of the night.
- Try and make sure it’s in a tall building to have at least a bit of time to fulfil those needs of yours.
- If you’re feeling really dangerous, hit the emergency button to stop the lift 😉 Just be sure to be finished before the emergency services arrive!
- Wait till it’s dark enough for the windows to steam up so passers by can’t catch you.
- Choose a parking lot, a good parking space somewhere not so busy or a poorly lit road.
- Try and wear more accessible clothing that you can take off quickly – but sometimes it’s hotter if you leave some pieces of clothing on
- Make sure you use lube – a must!
- Mix up the positions
- Make sure that the temperature is comfortably hot
- Do it late at night.
- Check for security cameras so you’re not caught.
- Wear clothes that can go on and come off quickly
- Make sure you lock up when you’re done
- Make sure the window is pulled up before you start the fun.
- You could tip the limo driver £100 to keep it on the hush.
- Clean up the mess after. It’ll save you having to put out more money on cleaning services.
6. Ferris Wheel
- Do it as late into the night as possible.
- Tip the ride attendant saying “We’d love to ride alone”…
- Bring a blanket, or use a jacket to keep yourselves covered and not so “out in the open”. It could save you being caught by other’s on the ride and prevent them complaining.
7. Public Toilets
- Choose a bathroom that’s the least busy – disabled is a popular choice.
- Try getting yourselves aroused for it before hand.
- Dress appropriately for it – it’s a quickie, so make sure your clothes are easy to get off. The best thing to wear would be a skirt so you can hike it up quickly.
8. On A Boat
- Depending on what style of boat you’re on will change the sex positions. If you’re on a big boat or speed boat, try doggy style whilst your in control of the boat.
- If you’re on a small boat, like a rowing boat, just be careful you don’t rock it so much that you both fall into the water.
- Do it at night – unless you want more excitement, then do it during the day!
9. Fitting Room
- Men’s dressing rooms are easier than women’s as men will stand out more trying to get into the girl’s rooms.
- If there’s a chair, it would make thing’s a little more comfortable. If not, get him to grab you, put you against the wall and fuck you that way.
- The larger the dressing room, the better.
- Ideal position would be her sitting on top of you facing the screen.
- If she’s a screamer… or he is, maybe choose to see a horror film instead of a quiet romance.
- Make sure you don’t make TOO much noise. Hold their mouth if they’re being too loud – unless of course, you want to get caught
How many of these can you already check off the list?