Top 6 Hotels For You and Your Mistress

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Posted: January 23, 2015

6. Rock Water Secret Cove Resort, British Columbia

Private Treehouse Features:

  • Private treehouse
  • Four star luxury
  • Heated-slate-floor
  • Away from civilisation

Don’t let the ‘Treehouse’ part put you off, it’s not like any old treehouse. It’s more luxurious than you could imagine. It’s miles away from people, so the risk of bumping into anyone you may know is non-existent!

Hotel Address:

Rock Water Secret Cove Resort, 5356 Ole’s Cove Road, Halfmoon Bay, Sunshine Coast, BC, Canada, V0N 1Y2

5. Lafayette House, New York City

Lafayette House Features:

  • No tab on activity
  • No front desk
  • Discreet

There’s no front desk when you go in to this hotel. All you need to do is call before you check in and the staff will be there to open the door for you. If you arrive late, they’ll leave your keys at a discreet bar next door. What’s more discreet than this hotel? It’s the perfect getaway destination for you and your secret other half.

Hotel Address:

Lafayette House, 38 East 4th Sreet, New York City, New York 10003, 212 505 8100,

4. Guana, Island, British Virgin Islands

Sea View Pool Cottage Features:

  • Own private pool – infinity pool
  • Private beach that comes with your cottage
  • No roads, bars or restaurants
  • Mesmerising views of the Atlantic or the Caribbean (depending on the accommodation chosen)

This Sea View Pool Cottage is all about you and your companion. Completely private, and having your own beach, which you can make your own rules at ;). You can also rent the whole Island for $20,500 per night – depending on how serious the affair is of course.

Hotel Address:

Guana Island Reservations Office, 257 Park Ave South, Suite 700, New York, NY, 10010,

3. Bungalow at Chataeu Marmont, Los Angeles

Hillside Bungalow Features:

  • Soundproof walls
  • Two bedrooms
  • Two bathrooms
  • Private street entrance
  • Enclosed private garden with discreet access to the pool

We all know the notorious Los Angeles has seen it’s fair share of illicit affairs, and with some Celebrity clients, the staff know how to be discreet.

Bungalow Address:

Bungalow at Chataeu Marmont, 8221 Sunset Boulevard, Hollywood, California 90046, Tel: (323) 656-1010

2. Angler’s Boutique Resort, Miami Beach

Duplex Suite Features:

  • Massive fluffy bed
  • Windows with thick slatted wooden shutters
  • Private terrace
  • Private garden
  • Private sundeck
  • Private hot tub

Imagine yourselves in the hot tub at night, up close and personal and not having to worry about anyone seeing you with your hands all over your mistress. Then retreating to the bedroom with the film noir-style striped shadows across the room from the wooden shutters. It doesn’t get any sexier than that.

Hotel Address:

Angler’s Boutique Resort, 660 Washington Avenue,, Miami Beach, FL 33139

1. Ivy Hotel, San Diego

The Star Suite Features:

  • King-sized bunk-beds
  • Bed frames made from shag carpeting
  • Stocked wet bar
  • Stripper pole
  • Mirrored platform
  • Enormous shower and door that turns clear or opaque
  • A few heavy chains suspended from the ceiling

The Star Suite is not just for you and your mistress, but for you, your mistress and whoever else you want to join in ;)!

Hotel Address:

Andaz San Diego, 600 F Street, San Diego, California, USA, 92101,, Tel: +1 619 849 1234